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Question by jakee: My GF breakup letter?
I like her a heaps much and if she thought the same of me i would love her but she has lost interest in me very fast I guess. She doesn’t want to end it because she doesn’t know how to say it to me nicely and all so i guess I’ll give her the option to? Here it is, so do you think its good?

“Obviously you’re interest in me has faded and I clearly see that. I just want to thank you for the awesome time you gave me these past months and I enjoyed every second I spent with you. This past summer was probably one of my favorites just because you were in it and I had such a good time. I can’t break up with you because you are the type of girl I always dreamt for, you know, the one who’s extremely funny, smart, and athletic and has an amazing personality, and for my dream girlfriend being my first I was left in awe. But I only want what you want, so if you want to call it, just call it. ”

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Answer by AnsoLobo
Thats perfect. Great writing.

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Question by .: What do you think of my break-up letter? Should I send it?
Tim,

You chose Michael. You chose Jason. You didn’t chose me. You’re wasting my valuable time. I’m ending this now. I’m done having you treat me like dog s*** while I treat you like a king. I’m done having you string me along when all I get is crap in return. I gave you 3 chances and you f*** it up every single time. I’m sick of it.

You know EXACTLY what you’re doing and you just don’t give a s***. You refuse to have “open communication” with me, and quit frankly I feel totally abandoned and neglected (again). It’s almost like you go out of your way to hurt me.

I’m not giving you a fourth chance. We our over.

1. you “love” michael
2. you do not love me
3. you want to live with michael
4. you dont want to live with me

5. you see michael every single day
6. you see me once a week (if im lucky) when we use to hang out 4 times a week a******
7. you f*** michael every single day
8. you f*** me once a week (if im lucky)
9. you dont give two s***** if you get hiv or std’s from michael.

10. you live close to michael when we live over an hour away from one another
11. we have a long-distance relationship

14. you want to play the field
15. i want (and deserve) a serious, committed, exclusive boyfriend who loves me as much as i love him…just like i wrote in my 8-page letter.

16. i shouldnt have to compete for your love, you should want it as much as i do
17. we need to break up because i dont want to get hurt anymore

18. just forget you ever met me
19. do not contact me because i will ignore you.
20. im done having you stomp on my heart
21. real love means setting you free and letting you go

22. why arent you texting ME for 4 hours while you’re hanging out with michael?
23 you’re stringing me along and I AM DONE WITH THIS B*******
24. you want to have it both ways. f*** you.
25. i treat a total stranger better than the way you treat me.

26. i deserve better then being ignored or called once a week, and being your back-up boyfriend.
27. a f****** hamster deserves better than that.

28. you keep lying to me – one minute you’re telling me that you cant hang out saturday because youre working at mcdonalds from 11am-5pm, then 20 minutes later you magically change your story and say youre working from 11am-2pm and you “might” be able to hang out

29. i done being “second place” in your life just in case michael isnt available. obviously you made him your priority over me

30. after 6 weeks of the silent treatment i was nice enough to give you a 3rd chance, then you ditch me on the day we got back together to smoke weed with michael. thats f****** unthinkable and rude.

31. im not youre back-up in case michael isnt available. you use to call me 5 times a day every single day, and now you SEE michael 5 times a day and want to move in with him and im supposed to settle for a f****** phone call once a week if im lucky? F*** YOU!

32. i have so much pent up anger inside over the way you treat me. i can not do this anymore

33. why did you even bother getting back together with me if youre just going to ignore me AND GO BACK TO YOUR OLD WAYS OF TREATING ME LIKE S***?

34. i shouldnt have to beg someone to call me evryday. You should want to call me and hang out more than twice a week….just like you do with michael you f****** a******.

35. youre f****** michael every single day and you want to move in with him, and you think im just going to be “cool” with that?

Did you even read the 8-page letter i sent you.

F*** YOU A******. IM SO F****** P****** AT YOU RIGHT NOW. THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO IS LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE FOREVER.

36. im not gonna take this s*** anymore. we are totaly through

37. you lie to me saying that you and michael will “never see each other” if youre living together because you’ll both be so “busy.”

DO YOU THINK IM A F******* RETARD?? OBVIOUSLY YOURE GOING TO BE F****** THE S*** OUT OF EACH OTHER SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

38. instead of looking for ways to hang out with me, youre looking for excusing not to hang out with me

39. im putting a permenant end to this right now

40. enjoy your life with michael, and all your other crystal-meth stripper boyfriend losers because im so f****** over being treated like s***. im seriously over it.

41. i dont want you to call me ever again …not now, not 2 months from now, not a year from now. Delete me from your life. (that shouldnt be too hard for you since you never call anymore anyways)… im not your back-up boyfriend when your other dates fail…and they will fail.

42. i dont want to know whats going on in your life

43. i dont want you to email me (shouldnt be too hard since you NEVER email me)

44. i dont want you to ever contact me ever again

45. if you do contact me i will

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Answer by Cheesemaster74
What ever happened to face time?

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Tyler reads a break up letter with a crap load of spelling and grammatical errors by a young teenage girl as captain Jack Sparrow
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Question by Different: I wrote this break-up letter to my girlfriend what do u think?
Hey trying to be romantic here
Greatness follows her and calls her by her name. “Kate, Kate, Kate” whispers all around tell me to cry her name. Kate is the punishment. Kate is the Joy. Kate is the one that falls on me. Kate is the one I adore, but will see no more. Goodbye Kate.

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Answer by holio
Tell her in person. Otherwise, she’ll think of you as a wimp. WIMP! Man up and confront her face to face. That’s how it’s done gentlemen style.

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and now, a dramatic reading from the real break up letter guy… me… hi. Dear Losers~~[including Chris i guess] I know you like me, I’ve seen it myself. I Thank You! People only say you watched the clip because you needed a break from your day, and that after you watched you would dump me. Well guess what basterts. I dumped you cuz you were thinking that I cheat on the internets, I didn’t, So like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut I’ve been hung up on this for a while cause you tol me it in my comments because I guess you weren’t men enough to tell me it in my face. I hate you, and also guess what my mother hates the site too that she the one who brought me up to do this. I’d like to eat breakfast every morning and I aint stupid, You try to rip me off and my bad voice acting that is only 7YRS old makes you sound dumb too and I don’t even know why you did it and I have to go block some ones chair HAHA! I went out with another website after you and after I came back over, you an idiot dared you even tried to put me on blast on youtube again I didn’t give permission to you OK! I hate you Ive always hated you spreading my shit everywhere and making me look like I cheated at the internets when you just got jealouse that I cant pronounce some words right to your so G-Louse you automatically think I’m retarded well guess maybe i am maybe I’m not got a problem you aint my top friend anymore I don’t have to go back and fix what I don’t like …
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Question by jakee: my gf breakup letter?
I like her a heaps much and if she thought the same of me i would love her but she has lost interest in me very fast I guess. She doesn’t want to end it because she doesn’t know how to say it to me nicely and all so i guess I’ll give her the option to? Here it is, so do you think its good?

“Obviously you’re interest in me has faded and I clearly see that and I’m sorry I’ve piled you with texts and I that I’ve kept annoying you. I just want to thank you for the awesome time you gave me these past months and I enjoyed every second I spent with you. This past summer was probably one of my favorites just because you were in it and I had such a good time. I can’t break up with you because you have no idea how much I like you and you are the type of girl I always dreamt for, you know, the one who’s extremely funny, smart, and athletic and has an amazing personality, and for my dream girlfriend being my first I was left in awe and could not be any happier. But I only want what you want, so if you want to call it, just call it. ”

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Answer by Britni
i lik it but if u hav the option do it in person

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Letter To My Ex- School Project/ Real Song
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Question by FML: Is this breakup letter good? Easy points.?
FIRST- He lives 4 hours away, But we still saw each other 4 times a week. So NO i will not drive 4 hours, Then 4 hours back just to ‘dump’ him!

Also We both liked each other, but Nick also liked Bre & casey. Kissed both of them, They couldnt date then came to me. [[I was stupid, I know.]] We dated for 3 weeks. Then this girl Heather came along. Nick [the guy] Had his best friends Josh & Joe breakup with me, For him. He tried to get with heather, But her family is racist. [We're all white, hes black] My family LOVES him. Anyway, Im sick of them getting stuff i dont. Read letter to understand

Everyone else gets the public affection i didnt. statuses, comments, w/e. you say it was cuz of fb mobile yet you had over 60+ comments back&forth with heather. you stand up for your ex when shes being “bullied” yet not me. you tell me to ignore it. But you say that in private. You say im the only one thats ever been there for you, That even your own birth mother left you, yet im NEVER your first choice. i make a joke about not liking your ex, && you get stupid then. Defending her when I was your girlfriend at the time. No girl LIKES their currents ex. Then you have josh breakup with me, For you. Thats worse than you doing it yourself. You dont want to get hurt, But thats all your doing to me. Your scared if you get with me, heather wont be there If we’d breakup; leaving you with no one. Or vise versa. When you talk to me, You’re ******* perfect. But anything public, Or involving your exes or Josh&joe, You’re always stupid about. & I dont want to deal with it anymore. id say goodluck with Heather,Bre,&Casey. But you’ll never get with them, You’re not allowed. So the ONE person you actually could have. The one person who cared, whos family liked you, Who was there no matter what.. Now you cant have her. Goodluck in the future. Josh said to me “Oh if you love him you’ll move on. Let him move on, Hes happy with heather” fine. Im doing that. Maybe, Just maybe you’ll realize how much you could have had. Even though it’ll be too late then.

Best of luck;
Sara

LAST- We brokeup, but we’re “Non officially” together right now. He said he needs to get rid of heather, bre& casey first. But its been a week& hes always texting them. At this moment they’re all at a lockin together at their church! ugh!

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Answer by hai
NO. just write,

i’ve always been here for you, i’ve always given you the best i ever could, i would have given you world if i could, but it’s too late.. i deserve so much better than you, you’re nothing to me but a waste of my time

sara

and never talk to him ever again he sounds like a pos

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Question by Felicia: In the book sense and sensibility who writes the final breakup letter between willoughby and marianne and why?

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Answer by Kitty KML
Do your own homework.

2 points!

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